Taste of the Backside(tm): An occasional series dedicated to the critical review of that Last Frontier of Handicapping, the track cafeteria.
The 1995 McChump ??/365 Racing Tour
14 Exciting Tracks! 12 Thrilling Stories!
Thanks to my always flexible personal schedule and an understanding boss, I was able to stretch a business trip to our plant in Puerto Rico out by an extra day and visit the El Comandante race course outside San Juan. A worthwhile trip, indeed.
Million Weekend was planned as the Next Great ??/365 Racing Tour Outing. However, in traditional McChump fashion, no actual travel plans to Chicago were even contemplated until it was too late, when - much to the surprise of McChump #2 - the cost of an airline ticket was discovered to be sky high. So Million weekend went on as a one chump outing.
"Cocktail?" (The traditional McChump greeting)
"Why yes! I believe so." (The traditional response).
"By the way, chump. While I'm here you'll have to show me that hand-fishing video."